A term used to portray absolute genius.
Just a clever comment or idea that a top lad would come out with.
For example, you're in the pub with your mate 'Jack'. You're putting the world to rights and chatting about life. All of a sudden he just comes out with pure wisdom, that leaves everyone stunned.
Could also be used to refer to a quick witted comment or a clever answer to a question.
Just a clever comment or idea that a top lad would come out with.
For example, you're in the pub with your mate 'Jack'. You're putting the world to rights and chatting about life. All of a sudden he just comes out with pure wisdom, that leaves everyone stunned.
Could also be used to refer to a quick witted comment or a clever answer to a question.
Literally no one else would have thought of that.
That is #jacksmart
Yes mate! That's jacksmart, that.
That is #jacksmart
Yes mate! That's jacksmart, that.
by Jackzabbott February 19, 2021
Get the Jacksmart mug.Genuinely doing "jack shit" all day. "Jackshitting" is often referred to as "procrastinating", but procrastinating implies you actually have something to do, while you jackshit without having to have a life.
Susie: "James you wanna go paint drying?"
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
James: "Nah, I'm okay. I think I'll just jackshit here on the couch."
Susie: *sigh* "You're always jackshitting about."
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Male specific- a term used to describe the phenomenon that overcomes a man when, after jerking off to his female of choice, his rationality returns and he begins to contemplate what exactly it was he was jerking off to. If the female was considerably below the man's pre-jerkoff standards, he is overcome with a sense of shame, bewilderment, and confusion. When this process occurs, it is called jackshame*. If the man returns to his normal life without any further contemplation, jackshame never occurred.
*- jackshame does not have to occur only when a man is jerking off to a woman. It can be anything that produces a general WTF moment in the man's psyche. Examples could be, but are not limited to: beastiality, midget porn, necrophilia, tranny/gay porn (if that isn't already the guy's thing), food, snuff videos, etc.
*- jackshame does not have to occur only when a man is jerking off to a woman. It can be anything that produces a general WTF moment in the man's psyche. Examples could be, but are not limited to: beastiality, midget porn, necrophilia, tranny/gay porn (if that isn't already the guy's thing), food, snuff videos, etc.
Dude, I don't know what I was doing. I got drunk last night and whacked it to a video of a chubby midget transgender amputee giving a fully grown, yet DEAD racehorse a blowjob. In the moment, it felt right, but afterwards, it was the worst jackshame I ever experienced
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"Jack was giving me the best jackshots last night."
"I thought I heard a storm last night but it was just the jackshots"
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