the autozone jackstands

When you drive up on the curb in the parking lot of an auto parts store so you can get under the car.

I bought the oil filter, drove my truck up on the autozone jackstands, and changed it right there in the parking lot.

by Sadie Enward Jr. November 10, 2021

Jackathon

Where you see how much you can jack off in one day before you can't get an erection anymore.

Hey Ryan wanna do a jackathon?
Me: Fuck yea, I'll be sure to stay stiff the whole time

by ItsMaybeEthernet March 27, 2015

Jackashay

A Girl that is bipolar as fuck, has no filter when it comes to being fruity, has and extremely small cycle, and everyone thinks she's soft until her patience run out.

Look at that girl right there she's most definitely a Jackashay.

by Jayywayy the goat December 17, 2018

JackAttack

A Call of Duty player that is loud, Irish and stupid and talks about very controversial stuff.

Willy is a JackAttack

by VaPe69 December 22, 2018

jackthon dundun

a kid who is watching your every move

that guys a jackthon dundun

by weezermanweewee July 17, 2022

Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)

A person or persons who are literally crazy or literally a maniac about acting like a Jack Ass !

A "Jackassaniacal (JAK-ASS-A-NIAH-KAL)" person constantly loves to go the extra mile to be not only annoying or a nuisance,but makes sure that everyone around them is not only uncomfortable around them but goes out of their way to act like a selfish baby or jack ass simultaneously while being a pain in the ass at the same time.

by Darizzle7 July 3, 2011

[kick] it off the jackstands

To get really drunk and wild in a short time.

If you can imagine a car on jackstands and you crank it hold the throttle wide open and then someone pushes the car down off the jackstands and it hits the ground spinning and all over the place. Well this is how we descibe how we will start an afternoon before a big party

I don't know about you but ima kick it off the jackstands as soon as i get off work

by Rodney Wingfield October 22, 2004