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Stoney Jabroni

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The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA
"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"
by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009
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Jabroni

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Used by Mac in Always Sunny. Badass word. A piece of shit. A loose end. And a complete moron.
Mac: We're like a couple jabronis here without skates on.
Charlie: Bro, you keep using this word "jabroni" and it's AWESOME.
by PrinceRoshambo May 18, 2021
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jabronics

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Someone who is talking stupid or just says stuff no one cares about.
"Yeah I was with this girl last night and she was all up on me and I nailed her at my crib last night."

"Yeah sure dude, stop speakin Jabronics."
by Kevin McGrew February 20, 2008
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Jabroni

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An asshole. As in: “Look at this fucking asshole!”
Like, if you see someone riding down the middle of the street on a unicycle, naturally you’ll say “look at this fucking asshole.” That’s how you know, the fate feared by all, one worse than skinny ankles, that they’re a fucking jabroni.
“What’re you doing jabroni?”
Look at this jabroni pouring his milk before the cereal
“Yo jabroni stop being a hoe”
...and renditions thereof
by jcgu July 8, 2018
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Jabroni

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A punk/idiot. Someone who you try to avoid. Someone with no redeeming qualities.
Oh hey look it's Pauly c! What a jabroni. We should probably leave.
by Ct860 December 11, 2013
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Jabroni

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Jabroni is really an Italian profanity. It is slang for "ass hole" or "dumb ass"
hey you freakin "Jabroni" whats the matter with you?
by Brian atenco May 25, 2004
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Jabronistan

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Broward County, Florida -- due to the shockingly high jabrone count.
Once you've left Dade County and entered Jabronistan, you're now basically in Alabama.
by AWH June 11, 2006
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