There is only one J in the universe. These are the characteristics of J:
perfect hair, jacked up truck, always has a hott girlfriend,
redneck and preppy all at the same
time, perfectly tan, belt buckle, tattoos, and a huge dick. J can be dress ugly and still be handsome at the same time. When J shows up to a party, it's epic. All the ladies want him. J could cheat on his girlfriend and she would forgive him.