An iTourist is any person who gains fulfilment by visiting Apple stores with the sole purpose of viewing Apple's latest godly creation. Often seen as a person who can't actually afford to purchase the heavenly gadgets on display but will spend most of the day drooling over them. Also known as an iPilgrim or an iWorshipper.
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iTourist: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. I'd better take a picnic so I don't get hungry!
iTourist: ooooh, I gotta ring in sick today and get down to the Apple Store right away to see what it looks like. I'd better take a picnic so I don't get hungry!
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She’s inconsistent takes forever to reply texts but Is a vibe when you get to meet her in person But a ghost online
They are usually cunning, smart and beautiful
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They are usually cunning, smart and beautiful
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A french speaking country in West Africa
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A french speaking country in West Africa
An underrated people group
Better than the congolese and cameroonians
Francophone Ghanians
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