Itchin' for pissin'

When you are irritated and/or agitated from not being able to release your bladder for urination.

Dude 1: "dude I have an itchin' for pissin'."

Dude 2: "why?"

Dude 1: " because their is no where to take a leak!"

by ATWONTHEGREAT December 25, 2010

itchin' for a switchin'

English slang: When a woman is enthusiastic about the possibility of her partner commencing the act of anal sex. The phrase was popularised on ITV's primetime Saturday evening show 'Take Me Out' by it's host Paddy McGuinness.

"Did you Flip reverse her?" "Yeah dude, that girl was itchin' for a switchin'"

by Zac Rainbow February 9, 2010

Itchin' for a bitchin'

A phrase used either to describe one's own feelings (i.e. annoyed by somebody and wanting to gossip) or feelings about somebody else (i.e. feeling that somebody deserves to be gossiped about)

Girl 1: "You okay? You don't look very pleased."
Girl 2: "Grrr. They are really pissing me off. Are you busy tonight? I'm really itchin' for a bitchin'."

Girl 1: "Listen to her! I can't believe she just said that to Max! Wow, that girl is really itchin' for a bitchin'."

by a$h1 May 26, 2011

Itchilo

An itch that just won't stop

Claudia: I can't scratch this itch!
Peter: You've got an Itchilo!
Claudia: What's that?
Peter: An itch that just won't stop!

by Palleris May 5, 2022

ITFHS

An acronym for 'Install the fucking hobo skin', It is used for telling forsen to install the fucking hobo skin.

Yesterday I sent a message to my favorite streamer forsen saying, "ITFHS forsenSWA".

by Sarcafacent January 18, 2023

bitchy itchies

another term for scabies. usually given before actual diagnosis (scabies is often misdiagnosed as dermititis). the bitchy itchies really suck and causes constant horrid itching which leads to becoming incredibly bitchy all the time.

this term could be used to describe any horribly itchy rash that seems to not go away easily, but the nature of scabies suits it well.

"dude don't get your bitchy itchies on me!!"

"still got the bitchy itchies man?"

by ultraduckling14 May 28, 2009

Anal Itching

the inching of the anus and or including the surrounding areas of the anus.

Kalynn said to Mike "My butt itches, u might have gave me anal itching" And Mike "Wash You Ass Every Once and Awhile"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Sir Long Slong December 27, 2011