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anal invitation

A type of incense, the smell of which, when lit, causes a womans asshole to open up slightly, thus making it easier to sodomize her.
My girlfriend was afraid to try anal sex, so I lit some Anal Invitation and her asshole opened up and invited me in for a world of anal delights.
by carydog February 18, 2009
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Wedding Invitation

Noun - a formal request, often mailed,that is sent to friends/family to ask for their presence at a ceremony of matrimony. Distrubution of cheap wedding invitaions may result in Funeral Invitaions for the "licker" of the envelopes.

WARNING: May be fatal if a descent amount of money is spent to insure a good/non-toxic adhesive for the envelopes
Newman: Look! Today I got George's wedding invitation!
Krammer: Yeah, too bad Susan's dead because George wanted to save money.
by DanielHut April 1, 2008
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Secondary Invitation

When a friend invites you to a certain event that they were invited to, but you were not.
Hey, do you want to go to Jack's bonfire with me?

Is that a secondary invitation?
by OJneg May 31, 2010
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rhetorical invitation

When you invite someone but don't expect/want them to respond positively.
I saw my ex at Starbucks yesterday, and she had the guts to extend me a rhetorical invitation to her wedding.
by tinmandespot March 28, 2015
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Conditional Invitation

When someone is invited to a social event on the condition that they don't come. Usually done to make sure someone knows that you don't want them there, rather then that you simply forgot to invite them.
'You can come out djanning with us on one condition, you don't come.'

-Textbook example of the conditional invitation
by robertstapelsmum October 19, 2009
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illegitimate invitation

Issuing an invitation which the other person can't accept, in the hope that you get credit for asking but don't have to follow through.
J. "Wanna go to dinner?"
N. "You know I gotta babysit my sister's 4 kids! That's an illegitimate invitation!"
by wordgrl August 5, 2008
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sailor's invitation

“Sailor’s invitation” The sailors come on to shore to a new port and have a good time with the locals. As they’re boat starts leaving the dock the next day, they yell to the locals “join us! Come!”… they do not actually intend on anyone to act upon the invitation. They were just being polite. A sailor’s invitation is a false invitation, it’s a polite way of saying goodbye and also hope or expect that the receiver doesn’t act upon.
They told me to come but it was a sailor's invitation.

Sailor’s invitation: Messi and the Argentinians attend Salt Bae’s Restaurant… they have such a good time, they tell Salt Bae to join them at the World Cup. Salt Bae did not realize it was a sailor’s invitation … sailor’s invitation
by Big Z Dawg December 22, 2022
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