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Romantic Intervention

A Romantic Intervention is often made around 11pm, and usually from a bathroom.. and is done when a person desperately calls or text messages the person he/she hopes to receive the romantic intervention from in an insane effort to head off a possibly catastrophic but now unavoidable sexual situation.. Romantic Interventions are desperately futile and most are made when the person needing intervention is hopelessly trapped and often in their underwear.
(rrrrrriiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg)!PPPPlease pick up Paula......i need a Romantic intervention...fast!
by DaynaS March 20, 2008
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Jealousy Intervention

When you lose weight, a friend or group of friends feel bad about themselves and try to fatten you up to make themselves feel better.
Bertha: Kim, are you gonna eat anymore? I'm making you a sandwich, I'm doing this is for you, we're not leaving til you eat this.

Kimberly: Stop it Bertha, I'm fine, your just mad because I lost the holiday weight and you didn't. This isn't for me this is a Jealousy Intervention.
by Gmonayy November 18, 2011
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interfant

Interfant is the combination of the words "internet" and "infant". The term is loosely used to describe someone who has no idea what the internet is, yet uses it frequently and screws up repeatedly.
The term can also be used to describe the internet users' inability to spell and use basic grammar.
Man 1"yo meng, u iz so stoopid lol."
man 2"Oh jeez guys, looks like we hav an interfant on our hands."
by Giantbob May 12, 2009
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innervate whore

One who demands constant innervates from druids in the popular online game World of Warcraft.
See Unholytwo of Bleeding Hollow, Restitution guild.
"Andy is such an innervate whore."
by Sobek October 4, 2006
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Intervention

The only bolt-action sniper rifle used by the Untied States Armed Forces. This weapon is famous for its high damage, accuracy, and range capabilities. This weapon fires a CheyTac very-low-drag spin round effective at up to 3000 yards. This weapon is ideal for the US because it scores very high for 4/5 criteria: Range, Accuracy, Damage, and Mobility. Since the weapon is bolt-action, it scores low for fire rate. This weapon is overall the best sniper rifle to date.
2,100 more Interventions are being deployed tomorrow...
by MW2 Freak January 8, 2011
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inverseantiintroactivism

the process of, or act thereof, assembling re-assembled parts of technological equipment for the purposes of unobtrusive theft
after our misfortune with our last IT staff, our new IT staff too seemed to be involved in introactivism; it appeared that while reassembling our broken equipment, they were engaged in inverseantiintroactivism. When we found out, we made sure we got a cut of the profits.
by Liquid K9 December 7, 2004
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Design intervention

The act of preventing somebody from making a tasteless decorating decision.
Jonathan’s friends had to perform an emergency design Intervention just as he was about to select red flocked wallpaper for his bathroom.”
by MoLo36 June 30, 2009
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