Something that is offensive to look at. Also someone creepy/scary/ugly that is looking or staring at you.
Compto: That chick is totally staring at you dawg.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
Shawn: I know. She's scary lookin' yo.
Compto: It's an optical intrusion.
by Phill Latio July 6, 2008
Get the optical intrusionmug. It’s like I have hyperactive libido ramped up to 1000x. Sex dominates my thoughts every waking moment of every day. Masterbation helps for all of 5 minutes then it’s back on. Obviously I’m addicted to porn as it helps me masterbate more often to calm the unending torrents, but I’ve been trying really hard to quit as it’s so bad for my mental health and the way I see women, and my hyperactive libido has gotten so much worse. I can’t find any outlet for it at all; nothing I try can make it just stop.
by Bad C dev April 13, 2023
Get the intrusive sex thoughtsmug. Person 1: what the heck dude get your leg off that!
Person 2: sorry bro it's my intrusive leg syndrome
Person 2: sorry bro it's my intrusive leg syndrome
by HumanDisaster May 16, 2018
Get the Intrusive leg syndromemug. A person that invades in another persons privacy or business because they have nothing better to do or no other means of responsibility
A person ejecting their opinion or false information in random situations whiles having nothing else to do in their life
A person ejecting their opinion or false information in random situations whiles having nothing else to do in their life
Why is this intrusive bum talking to us mom?
I had to deal with an intrusive bum in court today Shariah, it was horrible!
I had to deal with an intrusive bum in court today Shariah, it was horrible!
by Mikey chandler December 21, 2022
Get the Intrusive bummug. What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
by WhoaTimesTwo March 29, 2004
Get the intrusion shieldmug. When you have a remote controlled bidet and your partner takes too long to go to the bathroom and you take control of the situation.
Sharon told Rickey that 1.5 hours was too long to be using the only toilet (and had a bidet feature) in the house. Sharon hooked up a remote control to the bidet, so she could control the time he sat and read on the toilet. She nicknamed her remote control, "The Intrusive Squirter!"
by Peter Rooter August 2, 2025
Get the Intrusive Squirtermug.