When you let out a small fart and think no one will notice, but then you are the first to realize that it was a fart to be reckoned with, and deeply regret the coming accusations by peers.
John: (to himself) I think ill let out this fart it seems just like a pocket of air.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
(several seconds and it disperses)
John: (to himself) Oh shit damn! (he experiences intense farting remorse) That fart was the real deal. My ass is grass.
John's Boss: John, was that you? Holy shit how do you expect me to conduct a meeting after that? Just pack your shit and get out of the office by 3 PM
Nearby Attractive Women: We will NEVER have sex with that man and we will also tell our friends not to.
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Get the totally intense mug.August 1st: a day when everyone should try to do something intense in honor of intense day (not to be confused with july 1st the camping holiday, in tents day)
Guy: dude i went kayaking, played hockey, jumped off my garage roof, played tag with a bunch of little kids, ate a half gallon of ice cream, dug a giant hole, set my least favorite sports team merchandise on fire, and went skydiving yesterday (today is august 2nd, recovery day) it was intense!!
other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??
the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
other guy: sounds fun but y all that on the same day??
the fist guy again: it was intense day, duh. i need to go update facebook goodbye
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When one is camping or setting up a tent in a park or backyard and the erected tent looks really cool.
When one is camping or setting up a tent in a park or backyard and the erected tent looks really cool.
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