A man who can instantly come into a womans life and provide her with emotional, mental and financial stability. A instaman instantly becomes obligated to pay a womans bills, take care of her children and household, provide all resourses without recieving any benefits other than sex in return. He assumes all responsibility providing a woman with all she desires financially and recreationally.
Tasha never had any stable income or potential husband and she always struggled paying bills until her life turned around instantly when he became her instaman.
by Anthonio Von Swagger. September 28, 2014
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John: Oh yeah me too, I was beating my meat so hard over that emily girls pictures
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verb:
To stalk someone on Instagram.
This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
To stalk someone on Instagram.
This is a development from the traditional Facebook stalk, as there are many more users that will allow their Instagram account to be public, and therefore open to Instastalkers (noun).
I know she goes to the gym, because I instastalked her.
I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
I've made my Instagram account public, so everyone can instastalk me.
by Buggiful January 30, 2014
Get the Instastalk mug.The act of looking through someone's Instagram without liking photos and videos. This can also be done by looking at photos the user was tagged or by clicking on people who were tagged in the user's photos.
by workoutsbymanny June 12, 2015
Get the Instastalking mug.Instantainiosityiniatorisity is correctly used in the context of person doing a thing over and over again without stopping.
Guy: I have been playing this game non-stop for weeks now!
Dude: Man. I think you have Instantainiosityiniatorisity.
Guy: Yeah probably.
Dude: Man. I think you have Instantainiosityiniatorisity.
Guy: Yeah probably.
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Get the Instantainiosityiniatorisity mug.That one person that sees the absolute negative side of everything. S/he cannot commit to anything, due to the fact that everything can and will go wrong, and on the off chance that s/he does commit to something, s/he will make whatever it is absolute hell for anyone else involved. Despite this, always insists that "we" need to do more as a group or family.
Six stages of Insistant Irritant:
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Insistence: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
Before commitment: "That will never go right."
Too late to cancel: "I thought that this trip would be a great idea, but now I think that it's going to be terrible."
During trip: "I'm having a terrible time."
After trip: "That was terrible."
Five minutes after previous quote: "Why don't we ever do things together, as a family?"
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