Perverse instantiation

An outcome unforeseen by the creator of artificial intelligence.

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.

by Davidsea December 4, 2016

Instant Noodles

The main power and life source of college students.

I bought Instant Noodles to eat.

by Just a random guy 123 January 19, 2018

basic instinct

When a woman wearing a skirt & no underwear briefly opens her legs so that her crotch is visible.

I was sitting on the train and this woman across the aisle basic instincted me!

by McArrr May 8, 2008

instant boner

when you see a hot girl and you dont have time to think and you penis is up

omg that girls tight ass gave me an instant boner

look at the instant bonerfying cleavage over there

i have a boner right now just so you know

by ieatmonkeybutt69 March 15, 2011

instant get

An expression to show how much you would like to get something.

Have you seen Johnny's new car? That thing is instant get!

by sjkn January 2, 2010

instant replay chick

A girl who, from one angle, looks hot, but from another is horribly ugly. Much like how on a football instant replay it may look like a touchdown from one angle, and down at the 1 from another.

Dude #1: I thought that girl in the black over there was hot, then I saw her from another angle, and I saw she was really ugly.

Dude #2: Total instant replay chick.

by DaJameson January 16, 2011

instincto

Instinctual Eating. A dietary fad.

Instinctos are fanatical adherents of the Cro-Magnon diet. No seriously. Instinctos only eat fruits, veggies, nuts, seeds, insects, seafood, meats and anything that they "instinctually" hunger for. As long as what they are instinctually hungering for is totally raw and unprepared in anyway (no spices and no mixing of foods).

While having much in common with their fellow health store nutjobs (raw-foodists, adherents of the so called paleo-diet, primal diet, vegetarians and vegans) they are often viciously derided by them for consuming the raw flesh of animals.

It can be said that zombies adhere to a strictly instincto diet.

I am so sick of trying to cater to people's trendy diets. Melissa went from being a vegan to an instincto and now we can't go out to eat at any restaurants. Her idea of dinner is grazing in a field or disemboweling rabbits.

by Leisure Class Hero April 30, 2011