vaccine informed

Someone who vaccinated their crotch goblins because they listened to the professionals who spent years studying versus someone who has their "resurch" degree from Google University.

They got their children vaccinated, because they're vaccine informed

by NoxVigilium May 6, 2019

RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION

WHEN FACTS ARE RELEASED TO THE MEDIA AND THE AMERICAN PEOPLE THAT PROVE THAT JOE BIDEN, HILLARY CLINTON, BARACK OBAMA AND THE REST ARE GUILTY OF TREASON AND SOLD THEIR COUNTRY OUT TO COMMUNIST CHINA AND THE MEDIA DECIDES THEY WANT TO AIDE AND ABEIT TREASON AND PROTECT THEM FROM BEING EXPOSED.

HEY GUYS, DID YOU HEAR JOE BIDEN WAS PAID TEN MILLION DOLLARS TO EXPLOIT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND SELL THEM OUT TO THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF CHINA? NO WAY! THAT SOUNDS LIKE “RUSSIAN DIS-INFORMATION!”

by RUSSIAN DIS-IINFORNATION October 29, 2020

vaccine informed

Synonym for "scientifically illiterate". Self-imposed title for suburban women who have decided that old-timey diseases like measles and polio need to make a comeback. Originally coined by some lady who confused a Google search for a medical degree.

"I'm not anti-vaxx, I'm vaccine informed. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some essential oils to purchase."

by Rust E Shackleford May 6, 2019

vaccine informed

Often used by delusional people to claim that they've done some sort of research as to why they won't vaccinate.
People who're truly informed are often doctors and nurses, they recommend vaccinations.

My friend who claimed to be vaccine informed told me I shouldn't vaccinate my kids, but she's already had three that've died from preventable diseases.

by Seth Putnam's Dad May 6, 2019

informate

To dispense information, as coined by Harvard Professor Shoshana Zuboff.

"they'd rather speculate before they informate..." song: misunderstood lyrics by lil wayne

by millie05 June 21, 2008

Infomercial Fail

To fail amazingly badly at a basic or simple task. Infomercials use this kind of exaggerated, highly unlikely failure to demonstrate the nonexistent or dubious "problem" the product in question supposedly solves (i.e. trying to crack an egg into a bowl and instead splattering egg and crushed shell pieces all over everything within three feet, hammering a nail into drywall and sending the hammer right through the wall, eating a sandwich and having its entire contents fall directly into your lap, etc.).

Just full-on infomercial failed at cracking an egg. Twice.

by StromCarlson June 1, 2010

informer

A person whom the government pay to snitch on people. Sometimes they work as double agents informing drug houses of a comming raid.

I got put in a cell with an informer.

by Photomagic3000 April 6, 2006