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Cooper’s life improvement plan

Living life like Jordan Thomas Cooper suggested which was approved by Secretary of Education Dr. Paige.
Cooper’s life improvement plan made sure people planned everything they did, prayed, and read informatively.
by Coop Dupe May 30, 2023
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improvment deterioration

Used for when people try to improve something but actually make it worse overall.

This is translated from the original German word : Verschlimmbesserung
by FaZe Optic Jevshot January 21, 2021
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Home Improvment

One of the funniest and most clever 1990s sitcoms airing on ABC. The show centered around the stand up acts of comedian, Tim Allen. His character, Tim Taylor hosts a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time. He is very masculine and interested in all aspects of the male mind: he is always building a hotrod in the garage, is sexist, HATES the opera, grunts, loves tools, loves sports and loves building things. He is however blessed with ineptitude. His ineptitude includes anything from glueing his head to a table to falling through a roof or a portapotty to dropping a two-ton beam on his wife's car. Home Improvement had a cleverly-written script and writers. It won a number of Emmys.
Home Improvment was a great show. Gags from the show:
1. the neighbor, Wilson's face NEVER being seen
2. everybody screws up Wilson's advice.
3. Tim's wife Jill cant cook.
4. Tim is always building a hotrod in the garage.
5. Tim's cohost, Al has an obsession with flannel.
6. Tim is always making fun of Al, his mother-in-law and basically anything he doesnt understand
7. Wilson's amazing knowledge of culture and history.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com October 15, 2007
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pimprovement

Making an improvement, especially to the home, car or workspace, with the sole intention of attracting the opposite sex or improving one's chances of getting laid.
Marcos got laid twice after hanging the velvet centaur painting of himself in his bedroom. It was an obvious pimprovement.
by mojo_tw_33 May 18, 2017
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improbement

A lie made up by the king of liars, FTD. It means "I'm a sucky loser", but can be used without grammatical correctness and still have the same meaning.
An improbement, I'm sure.

Even though it is not grammatically correct, the speaker is saying "I'm a sucky loser".
by Calathar October 2, 2004
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imporovement

Improvised improvement.
While there do exist other organizations in the state, ours leads to qualitative imporovements.
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Limprovement

The reduction of brewers droop after a big night out.
I had a brilliant night out with the missus the other day, but we had way to much to drink and I was struggling in the pant department to perform. Not to worry though, after an hour or so there was a big limprovement and we got down to action.
by SoulPusher August 7, 2018
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