Home Improvement Sunday

The excuse your "friend" uses to avoid coming over to your house for a meal on Easter Sunday.

Bruh...it's home improvement Sunday... It's a thing...I promise I didn't just make it up.

by Suburban Pictionary July 6, 2016

Improvident

Showing a lack of foresight, thoughtfulness, or caution.

"Therefore every improvident step will meet with terrible revenge."-The Story of the Great War, Volume II (of VIII)

by lonesomedragon September 23, 2018

self improvement

Is masturbation. (Now self destruction is the answer.)

Self improvement, such as working out is as useless as masturbation. All it does is make you feel good about yourself, but in reality accomplishes nothing.

by Tyler Nedrud October 31, 2007

improver

a person who is good at or constantly 'improvises' or 'makes up' words, phrases or stories on the spot in an interesting and effective fashion.

person 1: "I'm a fantastic improver"
person 2: "that's not a word"
person 2: "see, improver"

by level900skewermaster November 25, 2010

home improvement

One of the worst and most messed up TV shows in history.

Home Improvement sucks

by dref said right June 10, 2004

Vup and go new and improved

That just means they have bought another factory in China to produce 100,000 cartons a day. Made up of 80% saw dust.

"Dusty goodness."

by Mr. Chang, exposing the truth on vup n go. September 9, 2003

Self improvement

Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.

Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022