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copulatory imperative

A term used to describe males of all species. This is the explanation as to why every man is a womanizer. It clarifies why men are constantly on the move, cannot entirely commit and are consistently unfaithful. In the movie, Someone Like You, Ashley Judd’s character explains that men are habitually on the quest for "the new cow" so they can fulfill their "copulatory imperative."

Like a voracious lion seeking lunch in the Sahara, guys want to spread their seed eternally. This powerful force causes them to seek out a new and different woman after they've slept with a perfectly wonderful one. Thus, men are innately barbaric and rest assured they will never be fully domesticated.
Baby girl, what was Donald D. thinking? You're amazing. Why would leave you and sleep with that naaasty hoe?

Oh, because he just couldn’t overcome his copulatory imperative.
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Imperial Helmet

Person whos hair resembles that of a cat with a lime on its head. Who is very oblivious to most anything. Likes to push thier authority around and treat people like pond scum.
Dave: "I would like to take a vacation day for friday 2 months from now."

Imperial Helmet: "Mmmm.... Yeah.... I'm gonna have to go ahead and just deny that now. And were gonna have to have you come in and work saturday also for the next 2 months."
by chew-chew-nong-nong-head July 21, 2010
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Womb Imperialism

When a white man impregnates a woman of color(possibly several), and then once she has the child, impregnates her again and again, to continuously occupy her womb with his seed.
“Bro, remember when sab made a post about womb imperialism on his Arab english teacher?”
by LigmaSawconNigga January 21, 2019
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President Imperator

A ruler who, though having a great deal of power to interpret all laws and decisions of a given government, is a benevolent leader chosen by the people to lead his or her country to glory in accordance with the "general will" of Jean-Jacques Rousseau's philosophy. For more information, see "enlightened despotism".
All hail the President Imperator, leader of our great nation.
by matas May 30, 2006
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Imperialism

The domination by country of the political, economic, or cultural life of another country or region.
by JASONNNNNN May 22, 2005
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imperial

A race in the Elder Scrolls video game series.

Natives of the civilized, cosmopolitan province of Cyrodiil, the Imperials are well-educated and well-spoken. Imperials are also known for the discipline and training of their citizen armies. Though physically less imposing than the other races, the Imperials have proved to be shrewd diplomats and traders, and these traits, along with their remarkable skill and training as light infantry, have enabled them to subdue all the other nations and races, and to have erected the monument to peace and prosperity that comprises the Glorious Empire.

It is assumed that Imperials are based on the Romans, as it is assumed that Bretons are based on the French.
As an Imperial, you are best equipped for the warrior type.
by Elder Scrolls January 24, 2008
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Imperial Beach

A small town that is the most southwesterly city in the United States. Unlike the other definitions say, it is not a city full of assholes. It is like any other normal small town, it has its good and its bad parts. Yes there may be some assholes but there is assholes everywhere not just here. Most of the people are pretty chill and relaxed. It is not dangerous as others have written. Of course if you go and act stupid with the wrong people then it will b dangerous. Just dont be a dumbass and you'll be good. It is a nice beach town where you can go to the beach and relax.
I went to Imperial Beach the other day with my friends and we went to relax at the beach.
by goggles_26 June 20, 2008
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