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Improvised Expletive Device

In the Bible (apparently) it says somewhere "Thou Shalt Not Swear" Latter day Christians have discovered a small foot note to this verse that adds "... using commonly accepted swear words".

Thus the Improvised Expletive Device (IED) was born, replacing commonly accepted swear words with any other word - thus not swearing!
"Oh (can't say f$*K so insert Improvised Expletive Device) Folly - I've just hit my hand with a hammer"

"Jeepers - that was close!"

"Oh Shucks - I wanted to say that"
by Tra_j_d September 30, 2009
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Improvident

Showing a lack of foresight, thoughtfulness, or caution.
"Therefore every improvident step will meet with terrible revenge."-The Story of the Great War, Volume II (of VIII)
by lonesomedragon September 23, 2018
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introvise

When an introvert makes up a reason to stay home when invited out.
Sarah: “Hey Jordan, will you help me decorate for Alyssa’s birthday party?”
Jordan: “How about we introvise and I’ll make decorations but you guys put them up for me.”
by Adamaitis May 17, 2019
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comprovise/impromise

To partially allow for others' unique/particular wishes (i.e., "compromise") when brainstorming a low-cost/emergency solution ("i.e., "improvise") to a particular problem.
I always try to comprovise/impromise whenever I perform household upgrades/repairs, so that nobody is unnecessarily burdened/discomforted by said modifications.
by QuacksO August 11, 2018
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Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!
Maria improvises all night long.
by The locos January 22, 2009
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Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey
I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask
by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018
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improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.
i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.
by nobody else here September 26, 2017
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