Ilana

Noun. An adorable, quirky girl who everyone loves. An ilana can be Jewish because she is quite literally a chosen one. Ilanas can sing like the spice girls or Maria Callas. She has skin softer than a walrus. Although they sometimes miss your mouth, her kisses are to die for. Ilana may be prescribed as an alternative to psychotropic drugs due to her calming and loving qualities. She often loves boys who are nerdy and who really doesn't deserve her. Only one true ilana exists.

Verb. To think for hours about an ilana (N)

Adj. Perfect.

1) I went to the temple's friday night live music event and fell in love with this ilana. You should find one.... oh wait she is one of a kind.

2) The only excuse any teacher would accept for why you do not have a paper in on time is if you ilana all night.

3) That ilana is so ilana.

by Pink Walrus January 11, 2011

dirty iliana

Oouu she tight af. Got that ass, everything to make a guy scream her name. Give her some attention, don’t let her get quiet, once she is comfortable it’s over with.

Dirty Iliana know what she doing, got that good stuff Yk!

by Tiffany hunty June 6, 2019

Ileani

Ileani is a beautiful,curly haired,random,outgoing but funny at times,isnt really organized and is all over the place without order ..likes to party and meet new people has lots of friends etc.

She usually has a lot of guys that want her, fall for sweet guys who are polite and respectful but has trouble finding the "one love".

Dam i shud of stayed with Ileani

by Ileani November 30, 2011

Iliana

A woman who is tough on the outside, but soft and gooey on the inside. She's sweet as peaches, and hotter than all your moms combined. She's sassy, smoking, sexy and incredibly gorgeous. You have no choice but to fall in love with her, sooner or later. Also has a nice and comfortable bosom.

One minute she was calm and demure, then the next she was all Iliana! Like Hulk.

by raiden y. January 23, 2014

Iliana

She a very funny person she hides her emotions very well forexampel she said shes fine dont belive it cause in all reality shes broken on the inside,she most likely to be hispanic or in some type of hispanic culture its very rare to find an iliana. Iliana has a smile that lights up the room and dont take shit from nobody. She gets into trouble alot but thats funny part about her she like makeing new friends where ever she goes. She is happy on the outside but when she alone shes broken and scared you never know what she might do. She might have enimes but sge still reapect them as if they are her older siblings and if your her feiend consider yourself as luck as ever she dosnt get to close to people to pertect herself.she is what people called bold she dont give to fucks on how you feel she can make you feel special in your own ways. She will. Walk up to you and ask you if you wanna be friends 😂😂😂

Iliana: can we be friends
People: hey sure

by Willy walker October 17, 2020

Iliana

One of the best females you can ever find. She is sassy, beautiful, has a beautiful body and a big butt. She is one of those girls that are hard to get with. She doesn’t care about what anybody has to say

Iliana is really pretty o m g

by Kyle737337 June 2, 2019

Ilianna

The craziest fucked up Mexican best friend you will ever get!! shes lazy, strong-willed, crazy, creepy as fuck, loving, a good cuddler/pillow, and laughs at every. single. fucking. thing. ITS AMAZING. shes one of the best people youll ever meet. when you meet her don't let go!! especially if youre the lucky guy ;) ;)

Guy 1 " Damn, who is that sexy bitch?!"
Guy 2 " Dude that's Ilianna!! shes amazing!!"
GUy 1 " No kidding!! I wish I was her man. look at all that sexy mexicanness."

Girl 1 " wow. shes soooo pretty."
Girl 2 " I know right, I wish I looked like her :( "
Girl 1 " me too, I wish we were best friends."
Girl 3 " SMD BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHES MY BEST FRIEND, SHES MY HOE!!!! I LOVE YOU ILIANNA BABY!!!!!!!!!!!"

by SexyFish Mother Fucka December 15, 2013