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idiocity

noun, something idiotic that is common and can be group behavior.
I am late because of the contagious traffic idiocity.
by Beginner Bonzo December 12, 2009
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Idiocratic

Adjective; Without merit, thought, or consideration; often not rooted in truth. Those who act in such a way are often unaware they are, and are often of the Idiocracy school of thought.

Adapted from the movie Idiocracy (2006) to explain a way of thought that is counter-intuitive.
"Thinking that having slaves was a good idea is idiocratic."

"Robocop is a hollow movie with no substance." 'Stop being idiocratic.'
by PhatmanDover August 7, 2016
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idiocrazy

Crazy idiots. Close to adhocracy. Characterized by a civilization of general morons, ignorant fools, lazy pigs... And well, idiots.
I can't fucking believe I was born into this idiocrazy. Welcome to the Hussein-nation, it's the idiocrazy of the world in modern days.
by WieEinPierre'nstein September 3, 2009
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Idiocite

A female between the age of thirteen and eighteen who exhibits the following characteristics:
- Corrects people's already correct grammar
- Wears bronzer that is far too dark for her skin
- Wears midriff-baring tops to events such as funerals and children's birthday parties
- ALWAYS, ALWAYS wears fringed moccasin boots
- Says things like "I'm very politically involved. I've been watching the presidential elections every two years since I was little!"
- Thinks that she can twerk
- Takes a huge number of selfies
- Wears "Viva la Juicy" by Juicy Couture

Idiocites travel in large herds, and their approach is often heralded by the tell-tale 'swish-swish' of the fringes on their mocassin boots. Avoiding Idiocites is an acquired skill, and can only ever be truly accomplished by constant vigilance, and avoiding the following areas:
- Starbucks
- High school girls' bathrooms
- Sephora
- Steve Madden outlet stores
- Under 21 clubs
Idiocite
Example A:
Alyssa: Hey, Mary, you should come to Starbucks with Janie and me after class.
Janie: You're so dumb, Alyssa! It's 'Janie and I'!
Mary: ...No. No it's not. Please refrain from correcting other people's grammar, until you yourself have a good handle on the English language. Idiotcite.

Example B:

Mark: ...Dude, did you hear that? *looks around fearfully*
Josh: No, what is it?
Mark: It's the swish-swish-swish of mocassin boots!
Josh: No! We are not going down today, man. I'm too young to die!
Mark: I'll make for the east exit, you take the south. We'll reconvene behind the football field.
Josh: If I don't make it, tell my mom I love her.
by cynincaloptimist September 1, 2013
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Idiocracy

A nation incapable of recognizing or practicing a common sense.
Most of the behavior disguised as entertainment on U.S. television
by radoo January 6, 2004
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Idiocrat

Someone who seems like a character from the movie Idiocracy. Someone who's mean & stupid.
Whats the difference between idiot & idiocrat?
Idiots are/can be mature, nice, generous, respect smart people, & be intelligent in other areas.
Idiocrats are immature, mean, selfish, & have no respect for smart or logical people.

An idiocrat is someone with the brain of a 12 year old gangster with a forrest gump iq, thinks all smart people are fags, easily develops a pack mentality around other idiots, never uses logic, is an asshole, only laughs at the crudest humor, etc.
I can tolerate stupid people that are nice & mean people that are smart, but I have no patience with idiocrats.

Jr highs, ghettos, trailer parks, & the military are infested with idiocrats.
by DarthVegeta August 19, 2013
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Idiocracy

The current administration is an idiocracy.

Idiotards got elected and we got an idiocracy.
by emyuman November 14, 2012
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