Itachi

The elder brother of Uchiha Sasuke, missing nin of Konohagakure. Slaughtered his entire town including his family but left his one little brother (Sasuke) alive to seek revenge against him. Was once captain in his ANBU team, possesses the SHARINGAN, and is totally bad-ass.

"Foolish brother... if you want to kill me.. then hate, spite, and survive pathetically, run, and run... and cling desperately to life."

by uchiha itachi March 6, 2004

Itchy Saucer

An unclean, sweaty bunghole that itches continuously.

Carl didn't wipe his ass good after he sharted and the remnants left him with an itchy saucer.

by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015

My Nose Itches

1.) Someone is thining about you
2.) Someone wants to kiss you

Stop thinking about me.... youre making my nose itch

by RaCHeL December 6, 2003

itchy feet

very strong or irresistible impulse to travel.

Claire has itchy feet.

by Claire the Bear March 6, 2009

Itachi Uchiha

Itachi Uchiha:Noun
Itachi, the most bad-ass character on the Naruto series. Not only is he good looking, but he's really smart and drives a range rover! Everyone loves Itachi

Guy 1: "You man, do you see that guy right there?"
Guy 2: "The really good looking one that's benching 350 with girls all over him?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's totally an Itachi Uchiha"
Guy 2: "I wish I could be as cool, handsome, and smart and Itachi".

by smartipantsmagee October 11, 2012

Itchin' for a pissin'

The sensation of having to urinate extremely bad, resulting in restlessness, discomfort, and even considering unconventional spots as possible urination locations.

Person 1- Dude, did he really just piss in soda can?

Person 2- Absolutely. He really had an itchin' for a pissin'

by domanthojoeyantwon December 26, 2010

asshole itchalitus

When you have a VERY itchy asshole.

Cody: Dude, i had a horrible case of asshole itchalitus last night.

Porch Monkey: Yeah i know. I hate when that happens

by Jimmy & Cody March 25, 2008