One who continues to purchase items such as the ipod, and will be purchasing future items such as the iphone because they are mindless sheep. Instead of actually doing research on said items they will wander to the nearest best buy and fork out 400 dollars for an outdated ipod because they don't realize there are other options out there. The itard is so ignorant, that they will ask you if you have an ipod rather than asking if you have an mp3 player. Continuing this trend eventually itard's will believe that music spawns from ipods and owning anything else will be a strange and frightening experience for them.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
Apple could bring back 8 tracks and these morons would still buy it.
itard: "Dude, what kind of ipod is that?"
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
Person with a brain: "It's not an ipod, its a zen, now get away from me you fucking heathen".
itard: "Dude, i can't wait for the iphone. Finally i can play music on my phone!".
Person 2 with a brain: "Yeah, phones have been doing that for about 3 years now. Now quit drooling and get back to making my fries".
by roflskates March 3, 2007
Get the itardmug. 1. Yuppie losers who buy & use all the latest Apple crap, like iPhone, iPod, iPad, ad infinitum ad nauseum.
2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
2. The Apple 'experts' working in the Apple Stores
1. Proof of the Dumbing Down of America: all the iTards wandering through life plugged into the latest crap made by Apple
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
2. When I'm bored I like to go into the iStore and ask the iTards impossible questions like, "How long before this iPhone IV is obsolete?"
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 14, 2011
Get the iTardsmug. someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.
by john gallione May 6, 2006
Get the itardmug. Internet sites or computer programs that have become so popular they become lame. Also, when I, my, me is used to define a person or a non-apple computer related program. See also iTard
by Adam Besio July 2, 2007
Get the iTardedmug. One who retards their senses through the use of information technology( ipods, laptops etc.) inadvetertantly causing harm to themselves or others.
Bill: wtf , some dumb Itard just knocked me off the sidewalk.
Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?
Itard: Did I just hit something (keeps listening to dumb emo music)?
by itard hater February 6, 2008
Get the itardmug. a person so obsessed with their connection with their iphone and other isolated people who can only connect to humans via their phone that they have lost the ability to connect to real humans. Often victims of being hit unexpectedly by other pedestrians, bicyclists and cars because they are disconnected from the real world.
A social itard is a person who cannot look you in the eyes or communicate verbally but who smiles laughs and exudes warmth at texts and other interactions via their phone.
by dragonbutt October 19, 2012
Get the Social itardmug.