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pothead pacifier

referring to a potheads pipe that he or her will bitch and whine without it because uses it like every 5-10 minutes they just cry the more longer they have to wait on smoking getting very obnoxious like a baby crying that needs a bottle or pacifier.
my friend wont stop crying over loss of his or her high until they put the pothead pacifier in it and shut up.
by bob lee April 27, 2014
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Rusty Pacifier

During doggystyle sex begin thumbing your partners ass , while still having sex pull your thumb out and stick it into their mouth so they can suck it like a pacifier.
i was havin sex with this chick and while i was fucking her doggstyle i gave her the rusty pacifier
by Giovanni Romano October 21, 2010
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ninja pacifier

The ninja pacifier is an engineering marvel created by Tyler Blevins.
"Ninja pacifiers. I want your babies sucking on that."
by big nuts 700 November 8, 2020
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Pacifiers

Noun- A Group composed of 7 members, formed on the beginning of the new year. Said to be one of the most intellectual, complex, sophisticated, cool, and serious groups since the beginning of time. Members of this great group are know as "Pacies", These pacies rival against the group known as the "Peas." Ritual meetings between the two groups are the 2nd, 4th, and 9th saturday of every month, this meeting is called( duhn duhn duh) P^2 night.
Wow those pacifiers are freaking cool.
by /werule January 9, 2011
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Pacifier

“pacifiers” : boys you hook up with and in the morning and/or during they are really cute and nice to you. They are cool and good looking and you think its all going great but then it either only either happens once or they cut it off by saying nothing and you’re confused and you want to hate them and want to be like ASSHOLE but you can’t because THEY ARE SO NICE to you and everyone.
kelly: hey has jordan texted you since you slept at his house?

sally: no but he made me breakfast in the morning that night and we talked all last night at the bar ugh such a pacifier
by 50cent123 October 27, 2014
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evacuation pacifier

A device that aids in the passage of time while having a No.2 (aka poo). Generally used by men rather than the ladies as they see it as less is more with regards to time taken.

In ancient times this was limited to the daily rag (newspaper), however with the introduction of new technology this endeavour has been made all the more pleasurable.

Common modern day evacuation pacifiers are:
Mobile phone (with Internet)
Mobile phone (with game worms being the best)
PSP
Game Boy advanced
Nintendo DS.
While sitting on the toilet feeling pretty board I decided to use my evacuation pacifier check the football results on my phone and then play a game of snake.
by Diveboy (paul v) October 11, 2006
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Plutocratic Pacifiers

Corrupt politicians, who take political campaign contributions in exchange for selling the collective representative authority of their constituents and their constituents' constitutional rights to empower a wealthy minority to oppress, exploit and enslave the democracy the elected representatives were charged to promote and defend.
Republicans and democrats have proven themselves to be plutocratic pacifiers with their unfounded war in Iraq, corporate bail outs and refusal to reform a corrupt financial system that destroyed the American Dream for millions of Americans.
by Wisdom Seeker June 8, 2015
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