Refers to the new trend of emo; people who "dont smile, high pitched overwrought lyrics and inaudible guitar rifts with tight wool sweaters, tighter jeans, itchy scarfs (even in the summer), ripped chucks with favorite bands signature, black square rimmed glasses, and ebony greasy unwashed hair that is required to cover at least 3/5 ths of the face at an angle," and who cut their wrists to get attention from others.
-"TANNER, YOU FUCKING GOTH, CUT THE LAWN NOW"
-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
-"My life sucks. I'm going to slit my wrists so people notice me. I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself; oh if only it could relate to me.
by phillll July 26, 2008
Get the I wish my lawn was emo..so it could cut itself mug.The funniest pick up line ever made. It works really well, as I've used it on several occasions. The most notable of which was when i got with this really hot chick named Steve.
by Nick Shatan April 11, 2007
Get the i wish you were a derivative mug.A remark made by students after school on any given Friday, expressing their relief and joy as weekend is coming - despite that weekends would never have come if, well, everyday is Friday.
The students would argue that they were referring to the Friday mood, that they meant that they wish such mood can be around throughout the school week.
The students would argue that they were referring to the Friday mood, that they meant that they wish such mood can be around throughout the school week.
Student A: "It's finally Friday."
Student B: "Yep, weekend is here."
Student C: "Yeah.. I wish everyday is Friday."
Student A & B: "hmm.."
Student B: "Yep, weekend is here."
Student C: "Yeah.. I wish everyday is Friday."
Student A & B: "hmm.."
by Jan Chau November 14, 2011
Get the I wish everyday is Friday. mug.Used by rich people to sympathise with other rich people who have been arrested for sex trafficking.
“I don’t know – I haven’t really been following it too much. I wish her well, frankly,” Trump responded.
by chicharse November 16, 2020
Get the I wish her well mug.A mental illness in which the afflicted is compelled to respond to others' sentences by rearranging them in something similar to the following format:
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
"I wish I was/had/etc. 'x,' then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
This disease is often accompanied by the "That's what she said" Virus.
NOTE: Does not have to make sense; in fact, it usually doesn't.
Sam has "I Wish" Disease. He really starts to piss people off with it.
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
Josh: "Dude...my mom had a heart attack."
Sam: "I wish I had a heart attack! Then I'd get ALL the ladies!"
by Gammasite December 27, 2007
Get the "I Wish" Disease mug.Often said by Bonack to explain that he wants to punch someone in the face. Derives from the story of the time when Bonack punched a police horse in the face.
Bonack:Marty I wish you were a horse.
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
Marty: Why, so you could punch me in the face?
Bonack: Yessshhhhh
by crippus1 March 28, 2009
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