A person suffering from hypochondriasis, in which they over-react to normal bodily functions (ex: sweating or scabbing), confuse normal Common Cold symptoms for symptoms of more serious illnesses (ex: H1N1 or Whooping Cough), and generally act paranoid when a sneezing life form gets within 10 feet of them.
Person A: Oh no! I'm sneezing! I MUST have Swine Flu!
Person B: Simmer down, Hypochondriac, it's just the pollen in the air.
Person A: There's pollen in the air!? I'm gonna DIEEE!
Person B: *Facepalm*
Person B: Simmer down, Hypochondriac, it's just the pollen in the air.
Person A: There's pollen in the air!? I'm gonna DIEEE!
Person B: *Facepalm*
by Kapu Wolf September 27, 2009
Get the Hypochondriac mug.Someone who is really quite well, but with any sniffle or funny spot, they think they are dying of cancer/bird flu/aids. Or any other disease/s.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.
A good example is the guy in the movie Bandits. He listens to tapes of the definitions of illnesses to calm himself down.
"Omg, look at this freckle! Its kinda big, eh? Do you think its skin cancer?"
"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"
"Its dirt, dude. You're sucha hypochondriac!"
by hannerspanner September 25, 2008
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A condition suffered by a person who hears another person mention an illness of which they suffer and is determined to out-suffer that person.
Jane: God, I've got killer headache this morning.
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
Mary: I've got one too,I think it might be a tumor.
Dick:(It's not a tumor it's Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria)
by AmmoniaBinge May 7, 2010
Get the Psychosomaticus-Hypocondria mug.A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.
by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011
Get the House Hypochondriac mug.noun: a condition in which a person constantly thinks something is wrong with his or her car, especially after it comes out of the shop or someone else has driven it
Guy 1: I swear something doesn't feel right about my car!
Guy 2: Dude, it just came out of the shop! Nothing's wrong with it. You've just got vehicular hypochondria.
Guy 2: Dude, it just came out of the shop! Nothing's wrong with it. You've just got vehicular hypochondria.
by the1andonlyofo April 10, 2012
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1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.
1. An excessive preoccupation with the correct mechanical function of one's car, usually focusing on some particular symptom, such as an unfamiliar noise or the slightest of vibrations.
2. Excessive worry or talk about one's car.
by Slagood April 10, 2013
Get the hypocardria mug.I am delighted that all normal human expression has been outlawed by the hypochondriarchy, I feel so much safer now.
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