hypnotic

Popularised by the life and times of internet celebrity hypnotic4502, "hypnotic" is slang for a 35+ year old male who is going absolutely no where in life and, due to this, spends the majority of his time on the internet.
Common traits of "hypnotics" include: having horrible taste in music, having an internet girlfriend (who dumps him within the month for being clingy), and writing essay length trolls that nobody reads on various subjects such as religion.

That guy certainly is a hypnotic! He must lead a particularly pathetic life.

by HotBallsJohnson August 10, 2006

hypothotical

Contemplating thot behavior.

"Want to drop out and become pornstars? We could pay our rent on our back's"

"BECKY?!"

"What its a hypothotical question."

by Stonerbitch420 May 27, 2016

Hypothotical

Contemplating thot behavior.

"Want to drop out and become pornstars? We can pay rent on our back's"

"BECKY?!"

"What, its a hypothotical question."

by Stonerbitch420 May 27, 2016

Hypnotic Politics

A Behind the Scenes or not visually present Faction or influence representing hidden motives of Church & State with the ability of persuasion in the House of Representatives & state department.

The new Bill strangely posed an excepted majority of votes from what I call the Rhelm of Hypnotic Politics.

by Abbynhacked March 4, 2021

Hypnotic Cock

Something so enchanting and mesmerizing that it triggers a mental climax.

“Did you go to that Halsey concert? It was SO hypnotic cock.”

by Sloppysuzie June 27, 2022

Hypnotic poison

The best perfume in existence

“You smell so good”
“Thanks, Im wearing hypnotic poison”

by Zalgo August 27, 2023

Angel Hypnotica

Angel Hypnotica is a famous Drag Queen, Fashion Icon and outspoken Online Creator who changed and influenced the Drag Game.

"Hey, did u hear about this artist called Angel Hypnotica?"- " OMG, of course! She is that bitch, periodt!"

by Corona-timeeez November 22, 2021