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Hyperlink ADD

hy·per·link a·d·d, n.

An internet disorder caused from the sheer volume of hyperlinks present in an article. Similar in symptoms to Attention Deficit Disorder, ADD, when an individual suddenly travels to another hyperlinked article of immediate interest, and another article hyperlinked within the recently loaded article, never having completely finished the previous articles, and sometimes never returning to finish reading said articles.

Hyperlink ADD is most common for patients who frequently read Wikipedia, or forums where external hyperlinks are frequently present.

Symptoms include: fatigue; empathy; failure to finish sentences; addiction to clicking or tapping underlined words or phrases; not finishing this article on Hyperlink ADD

Similar to Google Amnesia where the sheer ease of discovering new information severely decreases the significance of the information gained
1. My god! I've spent an entire afternoon reading articles related to this current page on Domokuns, yet I forget what I was originally reading. I may have Hyperlink ADD

2. I spent the last 10 min clicking the 'Back' button on John's web browser. Either he's a world champion speed reader, or he has Hyperlink ADD.
by Echo Pryce January 1, 2008
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Hyperlink

To get distracted or change the subject mid-conversation.
I was trying to talk to Josh about an important job when he hyperlinked and asked me what I wanted for lunch.

I was chatting to Josh about football when Karlee walked past and he hyperlinked.
by anonymous July 20, 2011
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Hyperventejaculation

The process of smothering a girl with a pillow, then after a short period, you remove the pillow, and as she gasps for air, you blow your load in her mouth, thus causing Hyperventejaculation.
So you take a girl home, she seems interesting enough, and to spice things up a bit you put a pillow over her head..."What the fuck!?" she may be thinking (maybe saying it too, but you'll probably just hear a muffled sound and some squealing). Make sure to get yourself ready for the final leg of the process, just as she thinks youre actually trying to kill her you remove the pillow; said girl lifts her head up and takes a huge intake of air, aswell as an entire load of seamen causing mild discomfort. Girls love it really.

The process of Hyperventejaculation is often made better when followed up by a round of sandwiches which the bitch is going to make for you. Otherwise follow up with a Black Eye.
by El Mo Capitan July 5, 2010
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Hyperlink

Something you click on while on the computer (or another electronic device,) which directs you from one thing to another. The word is often shortened to just "link".

Not to be confused with Link, Nintendo's Hero of Time.
Using the hyperlink labled, "Click on this!!!!1!" the new computer user was unfortunately lured into entering a dangerous website, which talked him into downloading a virus.
by This-is-a-terrible-pseudonym November 17, 2012
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hypertension

noun
1. a common disorder in which blood pressure remains abnormally high (a reading of 140/90 mm Hg or greater)
2. When the blood flows through the vessels at a greater than normal force. High blood pressure strains the heart; harms the arteries; and increases the risk of heart attack, stroke, and kidney problems.
John suffered from hypertension.
by valoem December 9, 2004
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hyperenergetic

She only meant to do a cartwheel, but was so hyperenergetic that she did three backflips and the splits -- on accident.
by G. Thomas August 13, 2006
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Hyperlands

Hyperlands is a Minecraft Bedrock Edition server (Windows 10, Mobile, Xbox One) ran by the amazing owner FreeGamingHere and is the Bedrock Edition equivalent to Java's Hypixel.

Discord: Discord.gg/gHXk9Ar
I play on Hyperlands.
by TotallyNotAuraZtaw November 14, 2019
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