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Animal Husbandry

The act of building strong relationships with animals, oftentimes involving marriage.
David- Keith just got married to his Pygmy Blue Whale that he spent the last year courting with krill-filled tea infuser!

John- Hurray for Obama and Animal Husbandry!
by Trollololol89 February 21, 2012
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hoebanger

1. an exclamation from a sleeping person meant to convey anger at a dream person. roughly the equivalent of angrily shouting "green bean!"
2. a person who bangs sexually indiscriminate people beacaues its easier than relationships.
3. an insult used most frequently while driving or at the checkout.
4. an angry general exclamation.
"did you see that fuckin hoebanger cut me off?!"

"my roommate mark is such a hoebanger. i had to give him a lift to the clinic twice this month."
by lizifer42 February 5, 2010
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Husbandry

1) The act of being a husband.

2) All things that go along with being a husband.
I am going to stay home and help my wife with the kids for at least one weekend out of the next 5, it's all about good husbandry.
by Rezzy Rez May 12, 2009
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hebanger

the hebanger derives from males dressing up as womens and banging each in a homsexual way.
Jim and John were so pretty that they banged each while .
by heith November 24, 2004
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Hoobanger

A joint, or marijuana cigarette; Exclusively referred to as "Strapping up a hoobanger"; Derived from the northwestern region of Wyoming, and more prevalent, and spoken fluently near Jackson, WY.
Bro No. 1: "Hey bro wanna strap up a hoobanger?"

Bro No. 2: "For sure man, Lets strap one up and go the the show!"
by The night creature 1990 December 18, 2017
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husbandey

Newly transformed life/procreating partner; one who assumes all provider and domesticated roles, bat shit crazy. Male version of "wifey".
Wifey wanting to go on girls' night out to husbandey, "Dear, can you look after the kids tonight?"
by NDUP November 27, 2018
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humbagger

A monk with big titties
A monk goes hummmmmmm
And the baggers are the titties
Look at the humbagger over there!!
by RoboTriclops December 20, 2021
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