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himpes

the male version of herpes
usually occurs around the facial region.
Normal Guy: Hey what's on your face?

Evaristo: I gots the "himpes"!
by Yevrag35 June 30, 2010
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Himpower

A (now) zucced Facebook group, that prior to it's disbandment had over 50,000 members. The group in it's later days decided that organizing massive raids (read: libel) against small business owners was a smart course of action. Usually because some whiny skid from B.C. couldn't handle his own shit. The group briefly surfaced again as Christian Biblio Studies, but was zucced when, you guessed it, the group raided a small business because some goofball pussy took his iPhone to a store and wasn't happy about the results. Himpower (and it's derivatives) are all but dead now.
Person: Why aren't you answering your phone?
Dumbass: I fucked it up by taking it to a non-apple store that fucked the warranty
Person: Did you go talk to the store owner?
Dumbass: Naw my dick would need to be over two inches for that, I just begged Himpower to spam them with reviews instead lmao
by Cliffhead May 13, 2018
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himph

The action of blowing air out of your nose in amusement.
When i laugh at things on the internet i dont even laugh i just himph.
by From tumblr December 1, 2013
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Himpunzel

An attractive male with well kempt long hair. It can apply to dudes with long, tangly dreads as well as the Fabio type, it just depends on what you're into.
Oh my god Becky, look at that himpunzel. I want to climb that poetic long hair into his brainmeats and see whats inside!
by Grandmother Death December 9, 2010
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Himpathise

When a man fails in his attempts to sympathise with a woman's issue, due to his inability to comprehend it and his general ignorance that comes from being a man.
I told him it was that time of the month and he started to himpathise at me...
by Phat Geoff May 8, 2019
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HSMP

by WeebBean September 22, 2020
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himpostor

A transman. Combination of the words "him" and "impostor".
Nice disguise, himpostor! But the last time I checked, real men were born with penises.
by OddSoul March 9, 2021
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