Bitch on a hovercraft

A bitch who can move in all directions, But is a step below a Vector bitch.

They tend to juggle many people that they are screwing over at once and at a quick pace, they are manipulative and wretched little goobers.
That girl was cheating on that guy with three other guys and a girl!

Damn, Bitch on a hovercraft. that bitch can move!
by Summon-a-bitch November 18, 2011
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A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010
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Being unable to see the bigger picture. Focusing on the eels without dealing with the larger hovercraft
by markymoo72 May 12, 2019
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Hovercrafted

Farting so hard, you move in your seat.
by Naburkish October 04, 2014
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beth parker hovercraft

beth is a rlly cool girl. she is very nice and even tho she can be a bitch she will always be there for you if you come to her. she is very amazing and also hot. try not to get in arguments w her bc u will probably feel very bad after
wow beth parker hovercraft is so cool
by Tescoisgay September 27, 2021
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Hovercraft-Fart

The circumstance where one farts so long and hard they float on a cloud of fart gas. This is mostly achieved in a leather chair or other non-porous surface.
I ate so much re-fried beans I've been hovercraft-farting all day.
by The OG Dumptruck June 18, 2025
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hovercraft

BrE. collective noun for a certain kind of fish.

A school of fish, a pod of whales, a shiver of sharks, but a hovercraft of eels.
Joe: Gimme some eels. This will be the best meal of my life.
Fishmonger: Got you covered, bro. We sell them by the hovercraft.
by dlatikay December 30, 2019
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