Houseman

The inability to reach orgasm during coitus.

After consuming several alcoholic beverages, Steve pulled a Mixon while attempting to have intercourse with his girlfriend.

by Drew Peacock February 23, 2005

housser

Housser:

A common boorish man of low wit and poor balance, commonly disproportionate and homely.

"Man did you see that housser, jesus he almost got smoked by that train"

by Rooster 464646 July 29, 2006

Housemate Roulette

A game of chance when moving into a new house or halls (e.g: into university accommodation or college dorms) and not knowing anyone that you will be living with.. and just hoping you get lucky with your house/flat mates.

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of boys to girls = Losing housemate roulette

A male student on a floor with a higher ratio of girls to boys = Winning housemate roulette

by Dale23 August 28, 2011

Houssen

Houssen is a real businessman. He has a strong business sense.

Houssen is a name

by Houssen November 23, 2021

Housemating

The act of sleeping with a house mate

- Dude, I heard that john and Amy are sleeping together !

- Don't they live together?

- yeah.. they're housemating

by Nteimpocary September 30, 2018

lesser evolved houseman

(adj.) denoting a creature which is not quite cro magnum yet not a homo sapien; of caveman origins, however current habitat for the creature is a house.

1. My especially hairy neighbor, Donald, is a lesser evolved houseman.

2. Watch as lesser evolved houseman dilligently vaccums and dusts his newly purchased ranch home.

by Prof. Gardener of the University of Harvard department of Anthropology September 5, 2008

houssein

An arabic monkey. Frequently aroused by the presence of other men with larger penises than himself, he likes to touch them up. His hair is somewhat unusual and many people think it is fake.

Stop touching me. You're doing a Houssein!

by admin March 9, 2005