Housebarrassment

Housebarrassment: (haus-bares-ment) noun
- to feel unease or embarrassment at the thought of others seeing your home.

'I don't want my colleagues to see my background when on Zoom meetings! I need to cure my Housebarrassment and refresh my kitchen!'

by anonymous January 6, 2021

florida housewarming party

Swimming with sharks, gators, and stingrays in your downstairs bathroom

I'm really hoping that hurricane Irma doesn't turn make this into a Florida Housewarming Party. That would be a real bummer.

by punzerchat September 3, 2017

hoetard

a person who is mentally handicapped, yet still a hoe.

Man that kid in special ed is a Hoetard.

by HannahHoetard November 25, 2007

houseband

The male equivelant to housewife. In this case, a houseband stays at home and takes care of the kids while the wife works.

While claire works her ass off at work, Jimmy drinks beer while watching t.v. with his kids. Jimmy is obviously a houseband.

by Lie_Detector_411 September 2, 2010

Reverse Housewarming Party

Instead of making people bring you gifts. You make them take all of your junk.

Examples of stuff you'd get rid of in a Reverse Housewarming Party: DVDs you don't watch anymore. Books you don't read anymore. Cloths that are out of style.

by Voltron1011 July 31, 2009

HoeTard

A Hoetard is when a person is just a complete horndogg but is to oblivous to realize it, or some one that sleeps around and then is confronted and is like really i didnt realize it. Basically a hoe that is a tard at the same time

Kelly: Does she not realize what she is doing? She sleeps with every one !!!
Jacky: I know girl its horrible she just sleeps around and acts like there is nothing wrong with it.
MOMENT LATER......
Tink: Hey Kelly you dont think im a hoe do you? (HoeTard)
Jacky whispers : What a complete HoeTard !!!

by CornHole44 November 4, 2009

Housemartin

A small rodent who behaves well in public places and is happy to do chores for people less fortunate then him but he is also known throughout the world as a serial domestic abuser

George "He seems too happy, He must be a Housemartin"

by PenguinSlayer April 28, 2011