A re-write of Twilight by a fat Mormon. Seriously, Bella and Wanderer are the exact same characters. Plus Jared (named after Stephenie's brother; creepy?) is another Edward copy. You know, with his gold-flecked eyes, incredible muscles and being the best little survivor in the world. Seriously, within several weeks he's the best forager that a creepy old man's (Jeb or Billy?) little cave has.
Wanda is yet another fail, being a pathetic little wimp that can't so much as punch a fly. Jared is awesome and protects her because his one true love lives inside her head or some shit.
Wanda is yet another fail, being a pathetic little wimp that can't so much as punch a fly. Jared is awesome and protects her because his one true love lives inside her head or some shit.
Wanda: OMJ Jared, I love you even though I'm an alien! I also love some other guy identical to you, even though I'm just a space worm and this is another book based on love based on looks.
The Host is a sexylicious book, omg
The Host is a sexylicious book, omg
by Sparklies Okaey October 6, 2011
Get the The Hostmug. by fukfacemcgee October 21, 2012
Get the Raven Hostedmug. A person who is at the epicenter of any cold/virus/disease that goes around. They may or may not be aware of their status as a host monkey until those around them have all been infected.
by Betta May 12, 2008
Get the Host Monkeymug. by The gamer with the lamer June 20, 2019
Get the the host with the mostmug. An annoying part of Modern Warfare 2, where the host decides to be a jackass and leave the game, leaving you and the other players suspended at your positions, awaiting the dreadful migration to end. In other words, it's the worst part of MW2.
by I Liek Me Some Mudkipz November 27, 2011
Get the Host Migrationmug. 1. Possibly the next best thing to prostitution.
2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.
3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.
4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
2. A type of business in Japan that resembles an escort service. However, the hosts are male, service is very expensive, and does not offer sex. Rather, it is more like paying an incredibly good looking guy to go on a date with you and flirt relentlessly. Kissing, cuddling, and holding hands may or may not be allowed depending on the club you go to. Host club generally cater to women, but can also entertain other men.
3. A place where good looking men from about 18-25 years of age can become hosts. They can quite often make a killing depending how popular they are.
4. The female equivalent is a hostess club.
That guy is so handsome that he could be in a host club!
The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
The prices for champagne at that host club were outragous; ¥10,000 ($115) per glass!
by doinuma45 August 9, 2010
Get the host clubmug. A Fuck boy who works at a Dayclub, or nightclub.
He got what he wanted, and leaves her hanging.
When the night has arrived , he avoids her text and make her wait in line.
He got what he wanted, and leaves her hanging.
When the night has arrived , he avoids her text and make her wait in line.
by Reecee May 18, 2019
Get the VIP Hostmug.