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Hostess caker

A male who spends money on women in the strip club. A male who is married and spends money on other females looking for something in return.
"If Pimp C were here he'd call me a hostess caker, cuz you dancing up them dreams just shaking your money maker"
~ Paul Wall

Tiger Woods was being a hostess caker when he was spending money on other woman and cheating on his wife.
by Jay Bugsy October 17, 2010
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hostess cupcake

When you take a big gigantic, super awsome fat crap and proceed to bust a nut right on top of it.
I took a mad fat shit today and made it into a hostess cupcake......it was awsome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
by edgardo daniel sanchez December 26, 2010
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Hostess Cupcake

The act of shitting in ones hand then ejaculating onto the shit to form the icing on the top of the cake. Then consuming it with your partner.
Josh asked Will for a delicious Hostess Cupcake and Will gladly aggreed to deliver.
by DarkSpunk April 10, 2009
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sidewalk hostess

by Wodvfvdggrq March 16, 2014
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hostess cake

A gift to recieve from your partner. To give a hostess cake is to deficate on your partner's chest, then release a spiraling load onto the turd.
guy 1:What did you and Becky do last night?

guy 2:We stayed home and I gave her a hot, steaming hostess cake on her chest.
by TheBottle1989 March 22, 2010
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Host/Hostess

A person who snapchats a LOT and adds to their story. They basically run their own reality show via their snapchat story
Levar, snapchatter 1: I'm annoyed. Some friends never post a thing to their story but are always looking at mine. I'm gonna block them from viewing my story. It's a two way street, amigo

Sabrina, Snapchatter 2: "Know you won't block me"

Levar:" Haha you're not getting blocked. You're the host/hostess with the mostess"

Sabrina: " Lol *crying laughing emoji* ikr

Sabrina: *continues to snapchat her life and post it on her story*
by Userphuser December 16, 2022
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Hostess Cupcake

When a man ejaculates into a black woman, then quickly pulls out and spirals the rest of the cum on her belly. In essence, creating a Hostess Cupcake with white filling and white frosting on top.
Dayumm, that mother fucker just turned her ass into a Hostess Cupcake.
by Shanica Bright September 23, 2010
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