1. America's favourite blue midget Homestar.
2. Captain of the Gravy Train.
3. Raised by a cup of coffee.
4. Is a song from the sixties.
5. Is also the ghost of Christmas past.
6. This get-up is his get-down.
7. Came just in time for the murder mystery.
8. Is 1 million ladies tall.
9. The original ladies man.
10. Practises legitimate business.
11. Director of the super-short play "Butt's Twelve by Pies," featuring a superstar cast of such greats as Lighting and Set Decoration.
12. Wants to know when he can start the Jeffersons.
13. Is open for interpretation.
14. You gotta get yours, he gotta get his.
15. A trendy totebag.
16. His cheese is 50 cent.
17. His easter pants are way too tight.
18. Is a little light in the leftovers.
2. Captain of the Gravy Train.
3. Raised by a cup of coffee.
4. Is a song from the sixties.
5. Is also the ghost of Christmas past.
6. This get-up is his get-down.
7. Came just in time for the murder mystery.
8. Is 1 million ladies tall.
9. The original ladies man.
10. Practises legitimate business.
11. Director of the super-short play "Butt's Twelve by Pies," featuring a superstar cast of such greats as Lighting and Set Decoration.
12. Wants to know when he can start the Jeffersons.
13. Is open for interpretation.
14. You gotta get yours, he gotta get his.
15. A trendy totebag.
16. His cheese is 50 cent.
17. His easter pants are way too tight.
18. Is a little light in the leftovers.
"Let's sing a song of Penzoil!"
"Caramel corn for president, please."
"It's time for tasteball."
"If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?"
"Caramel corn for president, please."
"It's time for tasteball."
"If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him?"
by Homsar Runner August 16, 2007
Get the homsar mug.The act of getting belligerently drunk and shouting random obscenities at strangers in public places, often followed by passing out in said public places.
Andy kept yelling, "fuck you and your family." He was hosmering so hard last night.
Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
Guy: Did you see Andy pass out at the Royals' game?
Girl: Yeah, he was just hosmering.
by NotTheRealSausageFingers April 28, 2014
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by Break You December 21, 2018
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1.He thinks he can twice
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
2.He thinks your name is Wonder Mike
3.He's the Captain of the Gravy crew
4.He's got his best foot flowered
5.He thinks a pumpkin is an eggplant with a spoon taped to it.
6.He's the Ghost of Christmas Past
7.He's a song from the sixties
8.He doesn't fake the funk on a nasty dunk
9.Don't look now! He's just a friendly reminder
10.He thinks he won the PowerBall
11.You sunk his Jenga-Ship
12.He lost his Jenga-Jam
13.He thinks Bubs name is Tubbs
14. He calls Strong Bad "Reggie"
15. He thinks Strong Sad is a rhinocerous
16.He's the original ladies man
17.His favorite Halloween treat is a wrench
18. He's a million ladies tall
19.He was raised by a cup of coffee
20.He's the pride of the peaches
by Anonymous July 18, 2003
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Get the HoeMart mug.A retarded, white, marshmallow-looking creature whose life and origions are unbeknownst to even the most brilliant scientists. He's funny, too.
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 20, 2004
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