When you tell someone they had better let you do what you want or else you threaten to give this place a “Hot Horton”. This where you drop your pants and drop a load of squishy pickles and use them for monkey poo flinging practice like May 17th, 2018 when a woman from Langley, Canada was caught on camera pooping on floor at Tim Hortons and throwing it at an employee because she was denied the use of the bathroom.
Dad, If you don’t give me the keys to the car, I will thrown down a Hot Horton right here, right now!
by HortonSeesAPoo June 03, 2018
A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order
Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream
by Dipsin February 19, 2020
The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Horton's. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order.
"Welcome to Tim Hortons, can I take your order?"
"Yeah, I'll have a-"
"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."
"... thank you!"
"Yeah, I'll have a-"
"A medium double-double and a chocolate chip muffin, next window please."
"... thank you!"
by canadianguyeh September 12, 2009
The greatest country singer of all time. Some say that the only person ever to approach his quality of singing was Han Williams. The world may never know.
by Montage Crandall October 27, 2004
by LiamTheWise November 07, 2017
The best place to get donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate in North America. Contrary to popular belief, we do have them in America (especially the Buffalo area). Serves the holes from donuts as 'Tim Bits.'
by BuffaloGuy November 02, 2013
Canadian coffee and doughnut franchise named after the hockey player. Now a multimillion dollar business, and a staple of Canadian culture.
The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
The coffee has a distinct flavour, which keeps customers coming back. There is an urban legend that Tim's puts nicotine in the coffee, but this has been debunked. Also known for their timbits which are cheap bite sized donuts.
Bob : Hey hoser, let's go get some Tim Horton's before we go to the hockey game.
Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.
Doug : I can't, eh? I have to take the dogsled in for repairs.
by dude, where's my bagel? July 27, 2005