Horticulture

The attempt at improving the culture of a lady of the evening.

You can lead a horse to water, but you cn't lead a whore to culture.

by Anonymous March 7, 2003

hornical

worthy of getting an erection; worthy of jizzing

At a strip club, a gay guy was the only one that was not hornical

by MadADx October 31, 2009

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.

Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"

by Ëclair August 19, 2015

Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.

Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"

by Ëclair August 19, 2015

hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles

"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"

by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017

hornically

The way someone feels when they look at someone in a sexual way but may not be able to do sexual acts or want to date so they just stay on the other line sending very inappropriate videos and images.

I look at you in a very hornically way.

by Billy Ollie April 7, 2020

Horticultural bukkake

Hay fever

I'm sneezing my head off today due to this horticultural bukkake.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020