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Horticulture

The attempt at improving the culture of a lady of the evening.
You can lead a horse to water, but you cn't lead a whore to culture.
by Anonymous March 7, 2003
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hornical

worthy of getting an erection; worthy of jizzing
At a strip club, a gay guy was the only one that was not hornical
by MadADx October 31, 2009
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Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.
Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"
by Ëclair August 19, 2015
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Hoticalmerialism

A genetic syndrome for which a child(children) of non attractive parents are very attractive.
Mary: "How does that guy look so good to come from that family?!"

Kate: "He has hoticalmerialism!"
by Ëclair August 19, 2015
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hoptical illusion

1. The effects of brewing on the eyesight causing things / people to seem different to reality
2. Anything seen through beer goggles
"Wow!! Check out that stunner over the other end of the bar!"
"Nah mate, she's a hoptical illusion"
by Marvel dee cee June 22, 2017
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hornically

The way someone feels when they look at someone in a sexual way but may not be able to do sexual acts or want to date so they just stay on the other line sending very inappropriate videos and images.
I look at you in a very hornically way.
by Billy Ollie April 7, 2020
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Horticultural bukkake

I'm sneezing my head off today due to this horticultural bukkake.
by deputydazza May 28, 2020
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