Horseshit and Vinegar

A pugent smell emitted from a white anglo-saxon protestant after a long day of rabbit hunting.

guy:"AYO DRAKE"
Drake: huh??????
guy: You smell like horseshit and VINEGAR
Drake: sorry dude its rabbit season ;)
guy: hell yea

by jumpyjota March 16, 2012

horseshitishness

The act of being in the way or holding someone up with your bullshit when they're in a hurry and you know they're in a hurry but you continue to drag your ass regardless because your horseshit is more important.

There I was on a Monday morning running late and standing in line behind some useless piece of shit that is buying and scratching off lottery tickets...waiting .. Waiting.. Still WAITING.. to pay for my morning redbull and a tank of gas. Ten minutes has passed and the line is getting longer and longer, and the fuck tard in front keeps buying and scratching his tickets like he's gonna win big at any moment. Impatience is growing and the line is getting more and more Feduperated with his horseshitishness.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Horseshit Whisperer

Anything said by Donald Trump

Mack: Youse listening to the President's speech tonight?
Tony: You mean the Horseshit Whisperer?

by tirtle March 14, 2017

Absolute Fucking Horseshit Dickless Faggot

Noun. Also known as a fucking idiot virgin with dick sores from beatin it all day while thinking about GUYS...

Definition: Those assholes who try to impress some stupid bitch by attempting to enter her bitch name with some sappy, faggy, totaly unrealistic description into the urban dictionary in hopes of actually getting to smell a pussy one day. You're all losers.

Nobody gives 2 shits about how nice you think some twat is. She's already cheating on you because chicks don't respect wussy little cock pockets like you, you absolute fucking horseshit dickless faggot!

by kel the dog August 14, 2010

Harvard Horseshit

Official corporate spin that tries to take a really bad situation and make it sound positive.

Harvard, after losing about 30% of their endowment value:

"In navigating the past year's storm, we developed greater financial flexibility, strengthened our investment team, sharpened our focus and positioned both HMC and the endowment to be robust, steady and, importantly, poised to benefit from growth in the world's economies,"

Jim: that is a pile of harvard horseshit.

by waytogo September 22, 2009

hoeshit

noun: pertaining to acts that sucks, mainly if someone does something.
must be exclaimed.

Jaymes: My manz telling everybody that Kisha is a hoe and her man dumped her.

J.G: Dawg that's some hoeshit!

by Jonte June 17, 2006

homeshit

a cross between homework and bullshit; used when having an increasingly frustrating time with homework, or when you are disgusted with the amount you have to do, and you want everyone else to know about it

"Stop calling me, I'm busy with this stupid homeshit"

"Professor Davis assigned me a bunch of homeshit over spring break"

by scheutz April 26, 2006