hoodwink

(hood*wink) <verb> 1. to wink and nod as in offer & acceptance 2. to offer valueless goods, services, or other well meaning but otherwise empty promises <noun> 1. how folks in the hood do business without currency 2. a scam; in some cases harmless, but always with full knowledge <adjective> 3. by any means necessary

She wanted to use his car, so hoodwinked him to believe she'd hangout with him after running her errands.

by subtlesteel July 12, 2010

Hoodwinked

Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.

The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"

by Stelow January 18, 2011

Hoodwinked

When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.

Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.

by singlepriest128 June 29, 2011

hoodwang

A descriptive term used for something which is awesome beyond any prior comprehension. Similar to extreme. Used mostly by stereotypical 'boyz'. 'Hood' - something that a person may belong to, e.g community. 'Wang' - something that would be respected in this persons 'hood'

Person 1: this party is hoodwang.
Person 2: straight trippin'.....

by hesthemanwiththegoldentouch May 26, 2009

hoofwanking thundercunt

Complete and utter fool of the highest order used to describe a moron

Whoever thought tony Blair deserves a knighthood is a hoofwanking thundercunt

by Fapkins January 1, 2022

Hoodwink Ho

A women who appears naturally beautiful but you soon realized everything is fake and she starts showing her true self (reference scene from the cinematic masterpiece "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka"). A Hoodwink Ho typically uses more than 5 beauty enhancing products at a time.....hair extensions, false lashes, padded bra, lip filler, botox, etc....

That bitch peeled off her hair, lashes, and body parts last night. She was a damn Hoodwink Ho.

by everythingsalie February 24, 2023

Hoofwankingbunglecunt

A useless, insipid, leach of a personal assistant that can’t get a fucking thing right

The stupid hoofwankingbunglecunt couldn’t even book my flights properly

by Leopard 6 November 17, 2018