Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015

Honking

Pomping yourself

Tony: I was busy honking myself off when Joshua caught me.
Joshua: It was delicious!

by bigdickdavinci March 4, 2022

Honking

Some guy honked at me repeatedly today. I didn't do anything wrong.

Hym "Some guy honking at me doesn't stop me from tilting the wheel while someone's kid is walking down the street. I can make you stop. I shouldn't have to but I can. And, no, it's not that you all know each other it's that you all know me and are on the medium that is being used to follow me. If my life doesn't have any value then neither does your shitty soon-to-be-slut daughter. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

honking out a dirt snake

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.

I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!

by viviris April 14, 2010

honking my horn

To honk one's horn can be a blunt yet very subtle way of mentioning masturbation. This can be found in the hit Broadway show Avenue Q.

TREKKIE:
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Better Grammar version:
I was up all night honking my horn to porn!

by casmay the tewnty sixth August 6, 2008

Honking goose

A simultaneous squeeze of one or multiple breasts followed by an immediate wet fart, because geese love the water

Guy: what did you do with that girl last night ?
Dude: She was crazy, I pulled off the honking goose

by checkno mode May 23, 2022

Honking Clam

When you bust a nut on the bus

Used by bus drivers to describe a busted-nut on the floor. Example “Thomas there’s a honking clam on the floor. I know it was you because that’s the seat you were sitting in this morning.”

by Honkingclamboi February 16, 2018