homeostasis 

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

homeostasis by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you? 

A nephrologist's call for help, is the only valid response to "I'm gonna drink more water", don't drink water if you don't have to, you don't know better than your kidneys.

Uneducated Person: I'm gonna drink more water!
Nephrologist: Why?
Uneducated Person: Because It's healthy!
Nephrologist: Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you?

Does homeostasis sound like a joke to you? by KomradeKopke December 14, 2022

Homeostasis 

The act of keeping your cum warm and fertile

hey dude did u here about carl, ya his homeostasis was wack now he shoots blanks :(

Homeostasis by BrodyDavis69 May 29, 2019

Homiehostasis 

The state of balancing one's social life between friends of the same sex and sexual deviants of the opposing sex. Homiehostasis can only be achieved normally by people with too much free time, as if one has any responsibilities they choose to attend to, they will receive complaints from the side they choose to disengage from. Homiehostasis put simply is managing your interactions of both your bros and your ho's.
Synonymous with Bromehostasis.

Man, I have been keeping the bros before ho's, my homiehostasis is out of wack.
Bro, my homiehostasis has been on point lately, I have achieved nirvana.

Homiehostasis by RiggaPlease January 28, 2022

Homostasis 

A stable gay relationship. Not to be confused with "Homeostasis".

"Ive finally done it! Ive maintained Homostasis!" Every gay guy ever.

Homostasis by TheOver1ord14 November 4, 2022

Homeostasis 

(noun) An overload of gayness that results in someone's motor skills halting for a short period of time.

My friend and I were going to hang out later, but I had to wait nearly an hour because he had already gone into homeostasis.

Homeostasis by Mex-sicko February 19, 2011

homeostasising 

Homeostasis but a verb.

Oh no I stopped homeostasising.

homeostasising by i really like to do things November 15, 2022