34.5

A blow job (half of 69).

My girlfriend wanted to do 69, by I was super tired, and I talked her into 34.5.

by BreauxMagnon February 11, 2019

homeostasis

The force that makes a guy just want to hang out on the couch after drinking a few beers or smoking some weed.

My wife said we should go to the movies, but the I told her that homeostasis was holding me firmly in place.

by BreauxMagnon December 29, 2018