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Chemically Romancing

The act of getting strong feelings from My Chemical Romance. Chemically Romancing can include crying from sadness, feeling overly excited to listen to any MCR song, and wanting to murder someone when they dislike MCR or don't know who they are.
"My friend is Chemically Romancing so hard right now I think she will drown us with her tears."
by I'm not okay April 13, 2014
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Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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Humaning

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.
1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."
by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012
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homaming

to do nothing, be lazy, and not get anything you had planned for the day done.
today im going to spend homaming, not going to get anything done.
by fromkristi December 10, 2010
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Romancing the chicken

When you are left alone and have ample time to slowly, methodically, and lovingly rub one out.
Bill' gf Fran was going to be out for a few hours, so what better way to spend the time than romancing the chicken?
by timmyhidthebodies June 5, 2017
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Hoganing

The act of ripping someone's ballsack apart in the style of professional wrestler hulk hogan.
I'm going on a Hoganing spree. Everyone present your sacks!
by Dalicus April 26, 2019
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Romancing The Donut

"Yo, what's up dawg! I hear you and Vi been hanging out, yo?!"
"Yeah, we been cold chillin'."
"You been romancing the donut?"
"Hell yeah! Her pus is chronic, bro."
by shackofghosts January 1, 2022
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