I like poles not holes

this is what a gay man says
meaning he likes the cock
and not pussy

me and a few of my girl friends were visiting a cousin of mine whom had a gay roomate and they were flirting with him and he soon spoke up in a very fucking gay voice with that very fucking gay look.... "Oh girls I like poles not holes"!

by [e-mail] November 17, 2007

Holmdel Park

A local park to New Fucking Jersey, and it is most know for being hard as hell to race at with its huge ass fucking hill at the half way known as the bowl

I raced at Holmdel Park yesterday my legs are even deader then my girlfriends pussy right now

by Wahca732 November 5, 2013

Holmstrom's Office

A phrase in hockey refrencing the area in front of the net. Due to Thomas Holmstrom's habbit of camping in front of the net.

Commentators: And he'll go to Holmstrom's Office. (as the Red Wings enter the offensive zone.)

by Nault Meade December 31, 2009

Holmesdale

A cracker of a school, proper madlad year 7’s roaming the place, 35p energy drinks are sold n smuggled like cocaine, even El Chapo trembles in fear when holmesdale is mentioned. The girls are on the verge of dying from fake tan overdose, and the boys look like drips with their curtains and fake Gucci belts. fruity dons remember the sound of ‘Tivey on the radio’. Big up the Holmesdale Massive my selecta, located in the benefit stricken snodland massive.

Did you know?,
Getting sent to Holmesdale is a proven form of 𝘾𝙝𝙞𝙡𝙙 𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨𝙚

by Lizard squad October 30, 2020

All poles no holes

A situation where men out-number women by a large ratio.

Holy shit, that party sucked! It was all poles no holes over there.

by LooseMittens9 August 9, 2013

Troy Holm

A shit dick that's interested only in self promotion through plagiarism, and snapping many pictures with somewhat attractive women. The Troy Holm also makes various claims to fame surrounding pop culture, and historical events, all claims are in fact untrue. Troy Holm has no discernible talents, or other endearing value, this may be the reason for the constant stealing.

Troy Holm decided to copy material from World Class Comedian Doug Stanhope and pass if off as his own in a blog. When Doug became aware of the slug known as Troy Holm, he exposed his crimes to his blood thirsty fan base.

by Fullyhalfempty January 6, 2012

Holmesing

To purposely pursue females for the sole reason that they are with one of your friends breaking your friends heart therefore enhancing the sexual pleasure.

'ah i Holmesed that biatch till my mate cried'

'i Holmesed all over her last night'

'I can't get enough of Holmesing, i've ruined my mates life'

by Holmo erectus April 7, 2008