honker

erection, boner, hard-on, Ridgid Tool

That bird's so fine she's gaving me a honker.

by england phi beta gamma October 21, 2008

hoiker

A man who repeatedly pulls his trousers up by the belt suddenly in a seizure like manner.

Echo: Looks like Hoiker needs to go D state on a me belt.

Captain: ayyyye just seen him perform a full length belt hoik whilst letting out a little truffle pump.

by bigname July 28, 2015

hoiskerditch

Leaving a music concert (by someone who is generally good) shortly after arriving, because the sound is absolutely terrible (at a particular venue).

The Real Burnouts are great live, but when we saw them at the Uptown Theatre, the sound was so shitty we had to hoiskerditch after two minutes.

by jeanpaulfart December 17, 2015

Hinkerdinkel

German for tic-tac sized penis

Suck my hinkerdinkel

by Penis boy September 6, 2017

Honker-Chonker

A guy who’s only interested in girls with big badonkadonks.

“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”

by honkerchonker November 24, 2018

Honker Donker

Something epic or good (can be a physical thing or an event)

"Oh I have my favorite block first tomorrow!? Thats a honker donker.

by kungfuboy46 September 6, 2022

honkery

Acting in such a manner as to perpetuate white (honkey) stereotypes in society such as shopping at the Gap, wearing socks with sandals, fathers using baby bjorns etc.

Her: Let's go to Ikea and find some throw pillows for the new chaise!

Me: Our Sundays are so full of honkery.

by crickkills May 18, 2011