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HOBY

1. to change the world
2. to make a difference in the life of another
3. to have a positive outlook on life and all your endeavors
4. to be a leader
I am going to HOBY my life.
by one_day_at_a_time May 31, 2010
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The Hobby

The patronizing of as many escorts as possible in a given locality. Following the experience the hobbyist reports his "review" of the prostitute on a blog or bulletin board known as a review board. Often times the escorts are found on the review board's own advertising section or off of Craigs****
Example of what a pooner in "The Hobby" would write after seeing an escort
LOCATION: *******
DATE: July 2009
NAME: HOLLYBRUNETTE
INCALL/OUTCALL: Incall
INCALL CLEANLINESS: Very clean
AGENCY OR INDY: Indy
ACCURATE PICTURE: Yes, but she is better looking than her pics
AGE: 18
PERSONALITY: Very friendly
RACE: Caucasian
BODY TYPE: Beautiful sexy figure, not skinny, perfectly proportioned
WEIGHT: 135
HEIGHT: 5.7"
BUST: Full young and bouncy C's
WAIST: thin
HIPS: nice curves
HAIR: brown
EYES: green
FEET: two
SKIN TONE: tan
TRIMMING: shaved
TATTOOS: one on hip
SCARS: none
PIERCINGS: stomach
CLOTHES: casual summer sexy
GLASSES: none
MOANS OR OTHER SOUNDS?: OMG yes
ENERGY LEVEL DISPLAYED: very, very high
MULTIPLE CUPS?: many for her, just one for me
ACCEPTS FRENCH: she will soak your face in pussy juice
SMOKES: nope
DRINKS: not in front of me
KISSING TECHNIQUE: kisses like you are her only lover
FRENCH: cbj, her only drawback
GREEK: no
RUSSIAN: didn't ask but has the equipment
DONTS: anything uncovered, greek
WEBSITE:

SCREENING PROCESS: I show her my dick and she shows me her titty in the car in the parking garage
EMAIL: holly_*******@yahoo.com
PHONE: ***-259-****
RATES: $.5 hh, $$ h
RECOMMEND: Absofuckinglutely!
REPEAT: (do you intend to see provider again?) Absofuckinglutely!
by horneyboy August 9, 2009
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hobbyjogger

Term of mild abuse describing recreational runners. Normally invoked by more experienced and accomplished athletes.
I watched the New York Marathon on TV last week and after the first couple of hundred went by it was wall to wall hobbyjoggers.
by Mick Rice January 14, 2008
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does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?

A response to an obvious "yes" question.
Does a hobby horse have a hickory dick?hobby,horse,hickory,wooden,dick
by HighDefSmitty December 16, 2007
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hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.
Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.
by james savik February 1, 2008
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White Trash Holly Hobby

A disgustingly stupid girl who steals from everyone . She uses men for their money and drugs screaming at how she loves sex to trick men . She is not classy and she has a very bad reputation along with drug problem. She never wants to do anything better in life ..
She is such a white trash holly hobby that she runs around saying she likes to fuck as desperate men fall for that classless statement.

You know that white trash holly hobby is such a stereotype when you think about how many of them fail in life making excuses blaming others …
by Heyoka October 28, 2023
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