Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

hovaring scorpian

The legendary hovaring scorpian was created in the Natural Selection forums.

Natural Selection needs a new alien, like a Scorpian that hovars without flapping.

by scootttttt June 4, 2005

hoarding teh awesome

When something (usually in a group of things) is so awesome that it makes everything around it seem bad. This cool thing could be described as "hoarding teh awesome."

Mike: "That new CD I bought isn't very good. The first track was so kickass that all the other songs on the CD seemed awful by comparison."

Steve: "That song was totally hoarding teh awesome."

by SJS 3 January 12, 2009

blue hearting

an act of playing with one's feelings; leading them on but you have no intention of getting it on with them

"gurrrrrl this guy is so into me but I'm just leading him on for the heck of it" "man that's a serious case of blue hearting"

by Marah Fabellera January 4, 2016

Holiday Hoarding

Buying tons of Holiday items(Mostly Food)to enjoy after the holidays are over. This does not only apply to Christmas, but any other commercialized holiday.

"Mom just went shopping, and she is definately going to be holiday hoarding some Christmas cookies. We're gonna end up eating them until mid-July.

by Your Moms Man November 30, 2010

Dock Hoarding

When you have way too many icons on your dock on a Mac computer. When you try to take the time to get rid of one, you can't decide which shortcut to delete.

Leonard: Dude, you should delete some of those icons off of your dock. You have way too many down there.
Jared: I know man, I just don't know which one to get rid of.
Leonard: What about Stickies?
Jared: No way dude! I need a shortcut for that. How else will I be able to jot ideas down on the computer and have them read aloud by a robot?
Leonard: What about Chess?
Jared: No dude, what if I get bored?
Leonard: You don't even know how to play. You are totally Dock Hoarding.

by Leonard69 February 20, 2011

Julia Howarding

To Julia Howard something is when someone milks an accident they were involved in for attention or for a pass on something.

Store manager: "Ma'am I'm going to have to ask you to leave, you can't peel a banana and eat it without paying for it."

Sarah: "I got hit by a car! Do you think it's okay to bully a cripple?!"

Store manager: "Stop Julia Howarding and leave before I call the cops."

Or

Sarah: "That reminds me of the time I got hit by a car and broke most of the bones in my body. I'm so lucky to be alive-"

Chris: "Did I ask?"

Jeff: "Don't mind her, she's just Julia Howarding. That happened two years ago and she never shuts up about it. For fucks sake, we were talking about croissants, how is that even relevant?"

by Vixenne July 12, 2021