huffling

the act of sucking semen from an anus after ejaculation, similar to felching.

elton loves huffling.

by Al567 December 23, 2005

hoffing

To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.

I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing

by dhbanana October 3, 2006

Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.

As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.

by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020

Heema Hoffin

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...

"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

by Stevie Clancmcgee May 10, 2007

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

hoffin that cig

the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.

Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.

(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!

by Miiirdock April 14, 2009

hofflenosh

Teh ghey. Hofflenosh is teh ghey, an attempt to immortalise teh ghey posters.

Hofflenoshers : OMG LOL LES CRET A NOO WRD 4 PROTNET LOL (PRON ROFL)HOFFLENOSH.

Arxhon : You're meme has failed.

Me : Hofflenosh is teh ghey

by Lord Balor February 26, 2005