hof

a lanky, hairy, goatman like person
Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!

Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses

Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
by Funkyfresh81 October 23, 2007
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The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"
Dude a DVD burner: Hof Hof
by V-Spec September 09, 2003
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Hof

I met someone I had not seen for a couple of months. I said " Hof "
by Stais September 06, 2005
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hoffed

Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 10, 2010
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Hoffing

A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020
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Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself
"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"
by Falken41241 December 04, 2015
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hof

Similar to exclaiming, "God!" or "damn!" but not as offensive.
by Wendy April 11, 2005
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