Stop being such a hof and shave you mustache!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
Guys, I swear I just saw a hof lurking outside the RV, it was 9 feet tall, and had glasses
Good god woman! Your legs are hairier than a hofs!
by Funkyfresh81 October 23, 2007
The noise you make when you hump something or jump wildly around in the game Counter-Strike. Can and is mostly said "Hof Hof"
by V-Spec September 09, 2003
by Stais September 06, 2005
Step 1: tattoo "NARUTO!" on your dick
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Trevor: Man i totally hoffed donna last night and now i can't get the leg hairs off of my ween!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!
by munch on my poo December 10, 2010
A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020
by Falken41241 December 04, 2015
by Wendy April 11, 2005