hesher

Reebock-wearing, mulleted person in acid-washed jeans and a Judas Priest T-shirt who, at the age of 28, still lives in his/her parents' basement and swears that he/she can really rock out on his/her Ibanez Stratocaster copy guitar and probably owns a Nova that hasn't run in 5 years but you just wait, that fucker is gonna smoke those fuckin Japanese rice burners once I put a new head gasket on it.

When are those heshers going to realize that it's not 1989 anymore?

by Justin Scott August 22, 2003

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Hoenheim

Hoenheim Elric, aka "Hoenheim of Light"

Character from the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. The kind, but neglectful father of series heroes Edward and Alphonse. A 400-year-old master alchemist who left his family years ago so they wouldn't need to see his ancient body deteriorate.

"Sorry to bother you...but I seem to have misplaced my house."

-Hoenheim

by Nallcat May 8, 2005

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HeShe

A gender undefinable person. Could be a man or a woman, or a little of both. Often dressed in nondescript clothing or dressed incredibly flamboyantly with bulges or hair in places they ought not be.

"Look at that...heshe? I can't tell if that motha is a man or a woman, i mean, check out the breasts and the beard!"

by One Sexy Miami Girl October 20, 2004

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hoesetta

a very fast woman, inclined to have sexual relations on the first date, has a potpourri of children by multiple fathers, schemes to convince you that one of her children is yours in order to drain your bank account

Dude watch that gurl, she is a total Hoesetta. I took her out last weekend and hit it. She went to the free clinic for a pregnancy test and swears I'm going to be a daddy!

by Madame Cashmere August 31, 2010

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