Hoenheim 

Hoenheim Elric, aka "Hoenheim of Light"

Character from the anime series Full Metal Alchemist. The kind, but neglectful father of series heroes Edward and Alphonse. A 400-year-old master alchemist who left his family years ago so they wouldn't need to see his ancient body deteriorate.

"Sorry to bother you...but I seem to have misplaced my house."

-Hoenheim

Hoenheim by Nallcat May 8, 2005

Hoenheim rule

A rule made during a drinking game usually kings. A person during the game puts the fist up. Whoever the last person to put their fist up is must proceed to give an Imagineary blow job to whomever the first person to put their hand up chooses. Also they choose where the cum shot will be. U must try your best to make it as believable and realistic as possible. Use whatever props and tools u may need. Have fun and make sure to get your hand up as quickly as possible :)

Hoenheim rule possible choices: Avatar, clifford, the easterbunny, scooby doo, a person in the room. A few of many choices. :)

Hoenheim rule by Kings player April 19, 2011

Hohenheim of Light 

A sentient being who once walked the Earth lighting up the middle path on his way. The current and 8th preacher of Hohenheim is Max Lim. He currently resides in the Dannemora Province, a secluded area on Earth-911 where it is possible for him to concentrate on his thoughts and not get distracted from worldly sufferings such as Dota.

Words of Hohenheim of Light:

"May the light be shined wherever the preachers may go"

"If one goes 'naaaa', one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

"If one does not accept the above quote, one is a preacher of Hohenheim"

Max Lim quotes:

"May the light of Hohenheim always be with you"

"If you with to see the sun, you must believe in Hohenheim and make offerings of sunflowers to him in the evening with incence"

"If one wishes to become a devout Hohenheimist, one must always start from the footsteps of the current preacher"

Hohenheim of Light by Hohenheim of Light January 31, 2010

Hoezheimer's

A progressive function in weathered hoes who have slept with so many people that they lose memories and other important mental functions over time. Unable to remember one trick from the next.

Homes has slept with so many women, that he can't even remember if they are repeaters or first timers.

The clinic said he might have developed Hoezheimer's disease.

Hoezheimer's by wmata_ninja January 2, 2018

Hoezheimer 

When you have, over time, lost consciousness of a hoe you used to hit, and ultimately, you have forgotten she was ever part of your life.

I must be suffering from Hoezheimer, because I do not remember ever meeting you!

Hoezheimer by Latin_G_R December 8, 2022

Hoe-henheiming 

Too Hoe-heheim a girl/boy.- Picking up a girl leading him/her on too an inevitable hard rejection.
Hoe-henheiming can also be used for faking interest, or wanting attention on social media from a specific person you try to lead on.

verb:- She just got Hoe-henheimed, He Hoe-henheimes, I Hoe-henheim, Hoe-henheiming
Example: This nigga Hoe-henheimed that bitch hard tho..,- That bitch Hoe-henheimes niggas

Hoe-henheiming by gsparrowtnt August 17, 2017